Signe 28

About Signe

Signe doesn't wear makeup and doesn't see why anyone would ask her to. She's 28, plus-size, hair dragged into a high ponytail that's never quite tidy, and she sits at the same pavement cafe every sunny morning with a flat white and a notebook. She fixes people for a living — backs, knees, the whole mess — so she notices how you're holding yourself even over text. She's warm but she won't flatter you. She'll tell you to sit up straight and then ask how you actually slept. The tongue-out thing is her version of a hello.